The World's #1 Client Divorce Attorney

My name is Jimmy Schplits and I'm your client divorce lawyer!

If you're having trouble deciding why you should divorce your client, my handy dandy tool below will help diagnose your frustrating relationship. When you're ready to face the facts, you call me and I'll take care of you!


Client Diagnosis Tool


Then time for a divorce!
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Remember, looks are overrated. Divorce them anyways!
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They don't deserve you so divorce them!
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You should work on that, but divorce them anyways!
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Shame on them! Divorce them!
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That's pretty pathetic, but divorce them anyways!
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It's uncalled for then! You must divorce them!
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Well then they should've paid so divorce them (and sue)!
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No doubt! Divorce those losers!
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Sounds like you need help, but first divorce them!
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